A Mall Santa Tied Up in Lights for Christmas
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"Listen, sometimes people get a little wild around the holidays. I’m normal about Christmas. But I like big guys with big beards and big laughs. So I might not seem normal about it, but what am I supposed to do when my type gets celebrated so passionately once a year? Am I really not supposed to fuck guys dressed as Santa? Come on."
Martin finds himself newly in a world of vampires and takes a job as a mall Santa in an attempt to try to fit into the city. Logan has his eye on the new Mall Santa to keep himself occupied and distracted over Christmas. When Martin starts to think he wants more than just a fling, Logan has to decide if he wants to pursue something serious. Logan fears Martin will lose interest when he learns more about him and isn't sure it's worth the risk of being hurt.
This is a ~19,000 word plot-light novella with an emphasis on sexy situations. This series contains explicit gay sex between consenting adults and is written in the first person with perspectives changing between the two leads. This book contains four sex scenes with the titular scene in Chapter Two.
All books in this series are standalone and can be read selectively. This series takes place in the same universe and city as the "My Boss is a Gay Vampire" series and characters may be referred to or appear in books in this series.
Series: Gay Vampires of Neverward
Length: ~19,000 words
Estimated Reading Time: 65 Minutes
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This section breaks down all the kinks and content warnings in the work. You can navigate by clicking the tabs above to see what content the work contains. The content warnings may spoil content inside the work, and if you like to be surprised as to what sex you're going to see, you will also be spoiled by the kinks tab as well. If you are concerned that your particular trigger is in the work, but it isn't listed, you can contact me directly to ask if it is in there. There's always a chance I've forgotten something, and I'd rather you reach out than be upset. I also have an "Expected Content" page which lists all the content (including a list of kinks) that I will write, won't write, and will maybe write. While it is focussed on kinks, it does also have some content warnings as well (especially when the two overlap) so you know what sort of content to expect from me.
- All of it is Gay Sex
- Semi-public sex
- Anal Penetration
- Oral
- Creampie
- Multiple orgasms & Supernatural orgasms
- Light bondage
- Ball gags
- Hand jobs
- Dildos
- Rimming
- Fingering
- Frotting
Most chapters have anal penetration, fingering, and creampie. If they are not listed, they are probably still there.
Chapter One: Contains semi-public sex with condom usage.
Chapter Two: Contains titular bondage with a ball gag, oral, and anal with creampie.
Chapter Three: Contains oral, and anal with and creampie.
Chapter Four: Contains oral, dildo penetration, rimming, and anal with creampie,
Martin's son was previously killed and turned into a vampire to save him. This is not described in detail, though it is something Martin talks about.
Logan was previously turned into a vampire to cure an illness without his consent. This is not described in detail, but Logan mentions it.
Logan previously pretended to be dead because he thinks his family is better off without them. Logan talks about it though it is not illustrated within the work.
Logan's partner previously died from an illness leaving their child without any parents. The child's grief is not illustrated though Logan mentions how hard it was for him to lose him.
Martin is a fat character and there are varied mentions of him eating fast food, but there is no disordered eating illustrated. Logan tries to cook for Martin, but cannot remember any recipes to make something for him. There are no jokes about his weight. While there are varied references to him eating after work, it is meant as a normal meal rather than "the fat character is always eating."
